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Social science has shown that children raised by their own biological mother and father, committed to one another in a lifelong marriage, are happier, healthier, and more prosperous than children in any other households. With all this, please keep in mind that if your partner truly has one of these disorders, it is no fault of his own, he was made that way. This is my rule of married life: it's better to be happy than to be right.

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Publisher: Dirty Jokes R Us; 1 edition (February 18, 2016)


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