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As we saw with Spencer, Relief theories must be saddled to another theory of humor. It's ridiculousness is probably the only benefit since it generates laughs. It’s never too late to develop and embrace your playful, lighthearted side. But what Peregrinus says remains true: “Of course, we will never convince anyone of the truth about anything that he does not want to accept.” But we keep trying, isn’t that so? 2 Cor 5:14 Matt19:4-6 is, in deed, the most telling.

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Publisher: Plume; Original edition (November 24, 2009)

ISBN: B0046HAJ8Q

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