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My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met. If you don't have a jacuzzi tub, check into a hotel that has a tub for two, and spend the night. I recall a question asked in the movie "The Preacher's Wife." The old man looked down at the floor, then smiled. The second way says that you enjoy something about your spouse so much that you want even more of it. An argument about being offended leads to an argument of rights.

Pages: 64

Publisher: BookSurge Publishing (February 16, 2007)

ISBN: 1419661272

The Man Who Listened to Women

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