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They are always breaking things, stealing things, lying, and making all kinds of general trouble. Also the fact of the matter is that two gay people getting married has never harmed any heterosexual marriage. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. Even if you're not sure how to do it, and especially if you want him to do it. Honestly, if you oppose gay marriage maybe you should try to channel your energy into something a little more productive that could actually help the world.

Pages: 90

Publisher: Book Market Press (August 26, 2010)

ISBN: B00413PY2Q

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