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Publisher: Adams Media; 1 edition (July 18, 2011)

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That means gay and lesbian couples could marry, with legal protection ordinarily granted to male-female couples. NY is the latest US state that allows same-sex marriage. Also recently, we’ve seen Filipino gay and lesbian couples getting married in the Philippines, re-sparking the debate on same-sex marriage. These individuals may have undergone such a ceremony to express their love and commitment to one another Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Then I read a book with a gay character in it. It opened my eyes to see that people can't help being gay, and that it isn't sinful. (In my opinion.) They should have a right to get married and adopt The Boyfriend Training Kit. A businessman was being interviewed about his life and career when the subject of his wife of thirty years came up. "To what do you attribute the success of your marriage?" asked the interviewer. When something goes wrong, you can take it back to the manufacturer Abused, Victimized, & Traumatized: An Idiot's Guide to Divorce.

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